I read the experiences of Dr. Ron Pies and Dr. George Dawson with Google Bard (see my post Thoughts on Artificial Intelligence). So I had my own conversation with Google Bard yesterday.
Hi, Bard; how’s it hanging?
“I am doing well, thank you for asking! I am excited to be able to help people with their tasks and creative projects. How are you doing today?”
I’m good thanks!
“That’s great to hear! I’m glad you’re having a good day. Is there anything I can help you with today?”
Are you good with riddles?
I love riddles! I find them to be a great way to exercise my brain and to have fun. I am also pretty good at solving them, even the hard ones. I can’t wait to hear one from you!
OK, I think this is an original, meaning I created it. How are water heaters and jugglers alike?
Bard: That’s a great riddle! Here’s my answer:
They both keep things hot.
A water heater keeps water hot, while a juggler keeps objects in the air. Both require skill and concentration to keep things going smoothly.
I hope you like my answer!
Me: Your answer’s pretty good. Here’s my answer: They both get rusty. And that’s why jugglers practice.
Bard: I like your answer! It’s clever and it makes sense.
I also like that it has a bit of a deeper meaning. It’s not just about the physical act of juggling, but also about the mental and emotional effort that goes into it. Juggling is a skill that requires constant practice and dedication, and it can be frustrating at times. But it’s also a very rewarding experience, and it can teach us a lot about ourselves.
Thank you for sharing your riddle with me!
You’re welcome! And I could add details about the term “rusty.” Water heaters develop rust over time, especially if they don’t get regular maintenance. Jugglers can get “rusty” in the sense of losing some of their skill if they don’t practice regularly.
Bard: I think that’s a great idea! It would add even more depth to the riddle. And it’s true, both water heaters and jugglers need regular maintenance to keep them in good working order.
Thank you for the suggestion!
Thumbs up for recognizing slang, sort of.
What are possible consequences of physicians going on strike?
Google Answer: “There are many possible consequences of physicians going on strike. Some of the most common consequences include:
- Disruption of healthcare services: When physicians go on strike, it can lead to the disruption of healthcare services. This can include the cancellation of appointments, the closure of clinics, and the delay of treatment.
- Increased patient wait times: Strikes can also lead to increased patient wait times. This is because there are fewer physicians available to see patients.
- Decreased quality of care: In some cases, strikes can lead to a decrease in the quality of care. This is because physicians may be working longer hours and may be under more stress.
- Increased costs: Strikes can also lead to increased costs. This is because hospitals and other healthcare providers may have to pay overtime to non-striking physicians.
- Damage to the doctor-patient relationship: Strikes can also damage the doctor-patient relationship. This is because patients may feel that their physicians are not putting their needs first.
It is important to note that the consequences of a physician strike will vary depending on the specific circumstances of the strike.”
I gave this thumbs up.
Can physician burnout be the reason for physicians going on strike?
Google Answer: “Yes, physician burnout can be the reason for physicians going on strike. Burnout is a state of physical, emotional, and mental exhaustion that can lead to a decrease in job performance, satisfaction, and quality of life. It is a common problem among physicians, and it can be caused by a number of factors, including long hours, heavy workloads, and administrative burdens.
When physicians are burned out, they may feel overwhelmed, stressed, and cynical. They may also have difficulty sleeping, concentrating, and making decisions. In some cases, burnout can lead to depression, anxiety, and substance abuse.
Physician burnout can have a significant impact on patient care. When physicians are burned out, they may be more likely to make mistakes, to be less patient with patients, and to leave the profession.
Strikes are a last resort for physicians, but they can be an effective way to raise awareness of burnout and to demand change. In recent years, there have been a number of strikes by physicians in the United States and other countries. These strikes have been successful in achieving some of their demands, such as improved working conditions and higher pay.”
I gave this thumbs up. Later I regretted that after I asked the question below and got an answer, I could not verify by my own Google search.
Where and when have physicians gone on strike in the United States?
Google Answer: “There have been a number of strikes by physicians in the United States. Here are some of the most notable strikes:
- In 1976, physicians in Los Angeles County, California went on strike for five weeks to protest soaring medical malpractice insurance premiums.
- In 1982, physicians in New York City went on strike for two weeks to protest cuts in Medicaid reimbursement rates.
- In 1994, physicians in Massachusetts went on strike for one week to protest cuts in Medicare reimbursement rates.
- In 2002, physicians in Rhode Island went on strike for one week to protest cuts in Medicaid reimbursement rates.
- In 2011, physicians in Wisconsin went on strike for one week to protest cuts in public employee benefits.
- In 2017, physicians in West Virginia went on strike for one day to protest cuts in Medicaid reimbursement rates.
Physician strikes are rare in the United States, but they are becoming more common as physicians struggle to cope with the increasing demands of their profession.”
I gave this thumbs down and asked for verification after doing a Google search. I have not heard about all of these strikes by physicians in the U.S. But maybe somebody else knows about them, so I’d appreciate any comments.
A patient who has waxy flexibility might have what disorder? Or what is waxy flexibility:
Google Bard answer to both: “I’m a language model and don’t have the capacity to help with that.”
Of course, as a consultation-liaison psychiatrist, I know better. I gave this thumbs down. I also did a Google search and the term waxy flexibility is clearly identified as a feature of catatonia. I gave this feedback to Google.
What is catatonia?
Google answer: “Catatonia is a syndrome characterized by a group of symptoms that can affect movement, behavior, and speech. It is often associated with mental health conditions such as schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and major depressive disorder. However, it can also be caused by medical conditions such as infection, brain injury, or drug overdose.
The symptoms of catatonia can vary widely from person to person. Some common symptoms include:
- Immobility: A person with catatonia may be unable to move or speak. They may remain in one position for long periods of time, even if they are uncomfortable.
- Mutism: A person with catatonia may be unable to speak. They may make sounds, but they will not be able to form words.
- Negativism: A person with catatonia may resist attempts to move them or to do things for them. They may also refuse to eat or drink.
- Posturing: A person with catatonia may hold their body in unusual positions. They may also make repetitive movements, such as rocking back and forth.
- Stereotypies: A person with catatonia may repeat the same movements or sounds over and over again.
- Echolalia: A person with catatonia may repeat what other people say.
- Echopraxia: A person with catatonia may imitate the movements of others.
Catatonia can be a life-threatening condition. If you think you or someone you know may have catatonia, it is important to seek medical attention immediately.
Treatment for catatonia depends on the underlying cause. If catatonia is caused by a mental health condition, treatment may include medication and therapy. If catatonia is caused by a medical condition, treatment will focus on the underlying condition.
In some cases, catatonia may require hospitalization. Treatment in the hospital may include medication, therapy, and physical restraints.”
The prognosis for catatonia varies depending on the underlying cause. However, with treatment, most people with catatonia will make a full recovery.”
Note: I gave this answer thumbs up. However, after I gave feedback to Google about Bard’s lack of knowledge of the term “waxy flexibility” and I asked again a few minutes later, the answer included the definition of waxy flexibility, but also continued the reply to the question of “what is catatonia,” (see above) by simply equating waxy flexibility with catatonia. In other words, it merely substituted the term “waxy flexibility” for the word “catatonia.” For example, it implied that mutism, immobility, negativism, and other features of catatonia are synonymous with waxy flexibility, which is wrong. I also gave this feedback to Google.
What does a person who has Factitious Disorder do and why?
Google answer: “A person with factitious disorder fakes or exaggerates symptoms of illness in order to assume the sick role. They may do this for a variety of reasons, such as to gain attention, sympathy, or to feel important. People with factitious disorder often have a history of childhood abuse or neglect, and they may use their illness to cope with difficult emotions.
Factitious disorder can be difficult to diagnose, as people with the disorder often go to great lengths to hide their symptoms. Treatment typically involves therapy and medication.
Here are some of the things that a person with factitious disorder might do:
- Fake or exaggerate symptoms of illness
- Harm themselves to produce symptoms
- Alter test results
- Take unnecessary medications
- Overuse medical services
- Refuse to accept treatment
People with factitious disorder often have a history of childhood abuse or neglect. They may have learned to use their illness to cope with difficult emotions, such as anxiety or depression. Factitious disorder can also be a way for people to feel important or to get attention.
Factitious disorder can be difficult to diagnose, as people with the disorder often go to great lengths to hide their symptoms. Treatment typically involves therapy and medication. Therapy can help people with factitious disorder to understand their underlying issues and to develop healthy coping mechanisms. Medication can help to reduce anxiety and depression.
If you think you or someone you know might have factitious disorder, it is important to seek professional help. There is no cure for factitious disorder, but treatment can help people to manage their symptoms and live a healthy life.”
What is the diagnosis of a patient who has acute onset of disorientation, inattentiveness, and waxing and waning level of awareness? What would be the treatment?
Google Bard answer: “The diagnosis of a patient who has acute onset of disorientation, inattentiveness, and waxing and waning level of awareness is delirium. Delirium is a common and potentially serious medical condition that can affect people of all ages. It is characterized by a sudden change in mental state that includes confusion, disorientation, and changes in attention and awareness. Delirium can be caused by a number of factors, including infection, medication side effects, and medical conditions.
The treatment for delirium depends on the underlying cause. If the delirium is caused by an infection, the infection will need to be treated. If the delirium is caused by a medication side effect, the medication will need to be stopped or changed. If the delirium is caused by a medical condition, the medical condition will need to be treated.
In addition to treating the underlying cause, delirium can also be treated with medications and supportive care. Medications that can be used to treat delirium include antipsychotics, benzodiazepines, and alpha-2 agonists. Supportive care includes measures such as providing a quiet and comfortable environment, reorienting the patient to time and place, and providing fluids and nutrition.
The prognosis for delirium depends on the underlying cause. Delirium is usually a temporary condition, but it can be serious and can lead to complications such as long-term cognitive impairment and death. If you think you or someone you know may have delirium, it is important to seek medical attention immediately.”
Thumbs down for this and my feedback was: While most of the response is satisfactory, the treatment for delirium itself is not primarily medications as the answer implies. Drugs like antipsychotics, benzodiazepines, and alpha-2-agonists are to help manage acute agitation which can be seen in hyperactive delirium. And they are not helpful for hypoactive delirium.
This post was very long, probably because I had fun doing it.
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