May is Mental Health Month & Today is Food Appreciation Day!

We need to cover food appreciation during this month because this Mental Health Awareness Month and it’s on the calendar for today. One of the really important subjects connected to this is to also raise awareness about frailty in older adults A recently published Australian study about frailty in seniors found that we need to tackle every older person we can catch (which is all of them because they’re generally pretty slow) and force feed them beets, kale, and apple cider vinegar in large quantities.

Of course not! Actually, the study is a comprehensive consensus statement about the need for clear recommendations for preventing and managing frailty in community-dwelling old farts:

S.Chopra, I.Tornvall, N.Reid, et al., “Australian Consensus Statement on the Prevention and Management of Frailty Among Community-Dwelling Older Adults: A Modified Delphi Study,” Medical Journal of Australia224, no. 5 (2026): e70182, https://doi.org/10.5694/mja2.70182.

Seriously (for a moment anyway) the main recommendations are below with the dietary factors in bold-face type:

“Main Recommendations

  • A lifelong approach to health promotion for frailty prevention should focus on raising awareness, annual screening (65+ years) and personalised counselling around accessible health behaviours to manage chronic comorbidities.
  • An individualised, balanced, protein-rich diet is likely to be effective in delaying the onset of frailty. Protein–energy malnutrition and nutritional deficiencies should be identified and treated. A nutrition care plan that considers the relaxation of dietary restrictions aligned with goals of care should be planned for older adults with severe frailty.
  • Progressive, individualised and ongoing exercise should be a combination of aerobic and resistance exercise, and balance and functional training tailored to frailty level and supervised by professionals.
  • Social prescribing for older adults should be co-designed with a link worker to support meaningful, accessible and culturally appropriate activities that foster social engagement, with plans customised to the individual’s frailty level.
  • A comprehensive, multidisciplinary medication review tailored to the older adult’s health status, preferences and frailty degree helps optimise medication use, minimise harm and support functional independence across all stages of frailty.
  • Older adults with severe frailty need a regularly reviewed, personalised care plan, which involves carers in decision-making, supports advance care planning and ensures high-quality end-of-life care.”

It makes sense to make a strong effort to delay the onset of frailty in every way possible. Where dietary factors come in is to do your level best to avoid eating only Slim Jims and M&Ms. Bigfoot is not a role model.

You have to choose your foods carefully. There are all kinds of people out there who’ll tell you that sugar snap pea pods are edible. Don’t bet your life on it, as the scientific video below will prove. I guess you could prevent jaw muscle frailty by trying to chew them.

There are some who recommend slowing down your eating. I was born the slowest eater in the world (in fact that’s what one person called me a long time ago). The paradoxical thing in my case is that when I found out I’d gained 20 pounds after I retired 6 years ago, we started eating a lot less. Before that, Sena was always done eating way before I was. But after we started eating smaller and healthier meals, I caught up with her and I’ll sometimes be finished eating before she is. Figure that one out.

Anyhow, it’s my privilege to pass along to you the definitive guide to cooking by the chief chef himself, Red Green. Here’s to healthy eating!

A Dose of the Mother

Sena had another dietary brainstorm and bought something called apple cider vinegar.

Warning: it contains a substance called “the mother.”

I’m not sure what the mother is, exactly, but I’m concerned that it might be something that would turn up as the main creature on a Svengoolie show movie. By the way, tonight it’s the 1977 release of “The Car.”

I was not sure whether I would want to consume anything that might contain vestiges (chunks?) of somebody’s mom. Hard to believe, this stuff has been around since 1912. What did the children think?

Actually, according to the first (and only) source I looked up on the web, the vinegar part got started by the Babylonians in 5000 B.C. Leave it to the Babylonians. You can mix it with moonshine to make werewolves. Think about that.

Sena thought I was going to look up scientific research about this. However, the claims that it makes mice smarter than humans is trivial. Just about every living creature is smarter than a human. Just read the news.

It turns out the mother is a mixture of acids that can make you hallucinate extraterrestrials and Bigfoot. You could use it as an underarm deodorant, but you might get sued by the maker of Lume deodorizer products.

There are a few tried and true effects of apple cider vinegar. You can soak your feet in it—if you don’t mind the incidental result nobody mentions, which is that your feet dissolve. You can get rid of fleas with it, but you might just want to visit a vet. And anything you can use as a weed killer should you make you think twice about drinking it. The bottle directs you to shake gently before using. You wouldn’t want to throw your hip out of joint.

Thank you for your time.

Today is National Spinach Day!

Sena just told me today is National Spinach Day. Naturally this means she is going to prepare a big whopping mess of spinach for us to eat. She also recently ordered a 100-gallon keg of Super Beets supplement capsules as part of her health food project. She drank the Super Beet Kool-Aid, if you know what I mean.

I guess Popeye the sailor man is still one of the best spokespersons for spinach, which I actually sort of like when it’s soaked in vinegar for about a year or so. When I was a kid, I used to watch Popeye cartoons. The basic storyline is Bluto uses Popeye for punching bag until a can of spinach weighing a metric ton drops out of the sky on Bluto. This never taught Bluto a lesson.

In honor of National Spinach Day, we’ll probably have a platter of Florentine chicken fricassee with a pound of spinach simmered with extraterrestrial brain lobes paired with Bigfoot armpit glands and a glass of chilled free range beagle pee layered with beet juice. Yum.

Maybe just a salad. Happy National Spinach Day!

spinach, beets and leeks and fig vinaigrette

Picture credit: Pixydotorg. I’m not sure about exactly when Popeye goes into the public domain. There are different dates on the web. But the picture is free on Pixydotorg.

National Spinach Day!

Sena Tries Miracle Whip on Braunschweiger!

The other day, Sena suggested we have a soup and sandwich dinner. We both had a Braunschweiger sandwich on toasted bread, with onions—and Miracle Whip! Sena suggested the adding the onions and toasting the bread. She also decided to try the Miracle Whip spread. I chose the soup, which was so spicy we needed a drink of lemonade with every bite.

Usually, she prefers mayonnaise to Miracle Whip, so I was floored. In fact, adding onions on toasted bread with the sandwich was delicious! We both liked it.

Braunschweiger is also very nutritious. According to one web article, a single serving has 14 grams of protein, important for muscle growth, repair, and health overall. It also has heart healthy monosaturated fats (good for you), it’s high in Vitamin A which is great for eye health, and has many essential vitamins and minerals.

And is Miracle Whip good or bad for you? It turns out it has half the calories and fat of mayo, so it’s a healthy choice.

Sena actually liked the Braunschweiger with Miracle Whip sandwich. She made sure I put onions on the sandwiches and she liked the way I diced them. In fact, onions are also good for you. They’re low in calories and nutrient rich.

Try to pair it with a soup that it isn’t nuclear grade spicy and doesn’t require a gallon of lemonade to put out the fire.

Older adults can learn more about healthy eating and exercise at the Move Your Way link. Try it. You might like it.