Cribbage Lingo in The Crib Song by Brett Kissel

I modified the YouTube cribbage video “One for his nob short” to be about the same length as Canadian country singer Brett Kissel’s song about cribbage “The Crib Song.” I didn’t change any of the subtitles on the video because they fit the game play in the video.

There is no audio in the short version because you’ll need to play the YouTube video of the song “The Crib Song” along with our cribbage game video (see below). We think they still go together.

I found a Facebook entry on the web that must below to Brett, because it shows images of the computer cribbage game Cribbage Classic (which I’ve reviewed in the past, see my YouTube channel) and he says. “I’m a legend. I will play anyone at crib. Except if you’re over 70 years old. I won’t be able to beat you if you’re 70+.” I wonder why. I don’t have a Facebook account so I can’t ask him about the lyrics of The Crib Song.

Anyway, I found the lyrics for the song. OK, it clips along but I can’t verify some of the cribbage lingo in it. Maybe they’re common parlance for cribbage players in Canada. If any of you know what the following mean let me know:

Romney’s-no idea but it’s evidently something Ebs keeps getting

Loins-if all you get is “loins,” what are those? Sounds like if that’s all you get you might be lucky or good or maybe neither.

Gino-from context it sounds like something you win (“I just won a Gino”)

There’s another that I couldn’t figure out:

Piled-this is connected to “Deuce Neon” in some way (Deuce neon got him piled”); maybe a player?

There are a few I recognized. The kitty is another name for the crib (the two extra cards from the non-dealer and the dealer which are for the dealer). A flush is a hand of cards all the same suit, which can include the cut card. You can’t get a flush in the crib unless the cut card is also of the same suit.

The lyric “I’m looking for that 29” is about that very rare hand of 29 points: the nob jack (jack of the same suit as the cut card), and 3 fives in your hand, the cut card being the other 5. And a score of 19 is slang for zero points because 19 is not a possible score in cribbage.

I think the lines below are about forming sequences during pegging:

“Don’t give away your hand

I’ll rope you right into a run

Peg 8 or 9 or 10

Looking at your face”

You can find lists of cribbage lingo, but admittedly they’ll probably be mostly American usage. The American Cribbage Congress (ACC) list is pretty good and so is the Cribbage King list.

Whoops, The “One for his nob” Cribbage Song Vanished!

OK, sorry, I just noticed that my cribbage post “The Best Cribbage Song You Never Heard Of” has lost the video for the cribbage song “One for his nob” by British artist, Richard Thompson. I don’t know where it went (maybe abducted by extraterrestrials), but I think I found another one. It’s called “The Crib Song” and it’s by somebody named Brett Kissel. All I know about him is that he’s a Canadian country singer.

There’s only a couple of hitches relating to the short and speedy cribbage video Sena and I made in March: one is that it was timed to go with “One for his nob.” Brett Kissel’s number is longer than “One for his nob”—and the other is that I’m not a huge fan of country music. One the other hand, it does have a ton of cribbage terms in it, many of which I’ve never heard of.

So, I would have to modify our cribbage game video to fit the length of the song. I think I could manage but it would take a little time and effort. In the meantime, you can hear it here.

Upcoming Svengoolie Movie: “The Black Cat”!

Calling all stations, clear the air lanes, clear all air lanes for the big broadcast!

What do you get when you cross a black cat with a rubber chicken? Something else Svengoolie has to dodge. Keep reading for the Artificial Intelligence (AI) attempts at this joke.

The upcoming Svengoolie show movie this Saturday will be “The Black Cat” which I’ve never seen before. One of the posters I see on the internet implies that it’s based on Edgar Allen Poe’s short story of the same name.

I never read the gory story until a couple of days ago and I’m hoping the film won’t be like that. It also reminded me of a novel about animal cruelty given to me as a gift when I was a kid. “Beautiful Joe” was written by Margaret Marshall Saunders and it emphasized how people can treat animals humanely. It was a true story about a dog that was rescued from a sadistic master who mutilated the animal by cutting off its tail and ears in a fit of rage.

Just for fun I tried to find out AI would come up with when I asked it about a joke which would start with “What do you get when you cross a black cat with a chicken?”

The AI answer: “Something which scratches the furniture and lays eggs.” Other answers were “Cluck-ty cat” or “Meow-ster Hen.”

And when I asked for the AI joke using “What do you get when you cross a black cat with a rubber chicken?” AI came up with:

“That’s a classic riddle! The answer is: A lucky squeak!” And the AI goes on to explain: “It plays on the idea that black cats are considered unlucky, and rubber chickens make a squeaking sound.”

See what he did there? Neither did I.

Two to Tango Cribbage Mistake Update!

I already have an update to the cribbage kerfuffle I posted about yesterday! The American Cribbage Congress (ACC) representative clarified what to do if the non-dealer and dealer by mistake switched roles during the cut of the deck and picking the starter card. According to Dan:

“This mishap of the cutting of the starter card is addressed in the rulebook under Rule 6.1 Even though it does not specifically address the wrong person cutting the starter card, it alludes to a similar situation and says, the starter card must be returned to the pack… the dealer reshuffles the pack, and the pone cuts the starter card.  No penalty is assessed.  Therefore, you did the exact right thing by keeping your hands and the crib and shuffling the remaining deck and then correctly cutting.  The jack that was originally cut is not in play at all.

Hope this helps.”

Dan got back to us the same day we sent the question, which was a fantastically quick response in my book!

Sena’s Garden Eatables and the Miracle Whip Saga!

We got patio tomatoes in early June, which I mentioned in a post on June 2, 2025. We now are getting cherry tomatoes and just recently saw a slicer tomato as well. Sena also has been growing garden oregano and parsley. Sometimes while she’s out there, red-wing blackbirds dive bomb her. It makes me wonder whether there’s a nest under the deck although it’s late in the season for those shenanigans.

The other big surprise is Sena got some Miracle Whip salad dressing for me! OK, the jar is small because she also got two bars of Duke’s Mayo which obviously are the priority around here for a certain somebody.

There’s been this long running joke about Miracle Whip not tasting like it used to years ago. I call it a joke because I think the blog post I wrote about it got more comments than any other (see What Happened to Miracle Whip? Posted 9/3/2022; 16 comments!). I recently closed the comment section on it because they all say the same thing. It was an echo chamber.

They all complain that Miracle Whip is not the same and the company should go back to the original recipe. Conspiracy theorists?

Anyway, Sena made lunch using her home-grown veggies today. It was darn good!

The “It Takes Two to Tango” Mistake in Cribbage

Yesterday while playing cribbage, Sena and I accidentally switched non-dealer and dealer roles during the cut and pick the starter card phase of the game. I was dealer and by mistake cut the deck. Sena was non-dealer and by mistake picked the starter card—which happened to be a jack.

At that point we both realized this was wrong. I was the dealer and should have got the two for his heels, but I was also guilty of cutting the deck which the non-dealer is supposed to do. Sena, for whatever reason, picked the starter card, compounding the mistake of switching roles. This actually would have resulted in her getting 16 points!

At first, she suggested she get the two for his heels points and proceed. I thought this would compound the mistake further and thought we should reshuffle and redeal—which she did after a fairly long discussion. We kept our original hands and cribs and just repeated the cut and picked a new starter card the way it was supposed to be done—nondealer (Sena) cut and dealer (me) picked the starter card. In all fairness, we’ve both done this in the past but caught the mistakes before it got as far as it did yesterday.

However, we then looked for any rule which would cover what we should have done. I couldn’t find one either on the American Cribbage Congress website rulebook page or anywhere else. The link takes you to the ACC 2025 version of the tournament cribbage rules; which gives the cut card rules starting on page 28 of the flipbook. It covers the mistakes of the dealer turning up the starter card before both players discard to the crib, nondealer looking at the bottom card of the upper pack when making the cut, and the dealer placing the cut card in his hand and not showing it to the nondealer. It doesn’t cover the wild mistake of both dealer and nondealer accidentally switching roles either by somehow switching to a parallel universe or by extraterrestrial intervention.

We also tried to ask Artificial Intelligence (AI): What happens in cribbage if the dealer cuts the cards by mistake and the non-dealer turns up the starter card by mistake?

AI answer: “In cribbage, if the dealer cuts the deck by mistake and the non-dealer mistakenly turns up the starter card, the dealer loses the deal and the crib. The non-dealer then becomes the new dealer, and the cards are dealt again.”

I couldn’t find anything on the web which supported the AI answer or its detailed explanation. Long story short, I think this might be an example of an AI confabulation (some would call this a hallucination).

However, when I searched again asking the same question, AI gave a different answer:

“In a friendly cribbage game, if the dealer cuts the deck and the non-dealer turns up the starter card by mistake, the cards should be reshuffled and re-dealt. There is no penalty for this mistake as it is considered a misdeal.”

The explanations for the AI answer make sense but tend to sound like rephrasing of the initial answer and there are links which don’t seem connected to the answer. And if I search again, I get a slightly different answer and the explanations are not really connected to the original question.

But we reshuffled and redealt. I sent a question about this to the relevant ACC representative who takes general questions about cribbage. If I get an answer, I’ll pass it along.

Svengoolie Movie: “Invaders from Mars” and Zippers are Large!

I watched the Svengoolie movie “Invaders from Mars” last night. I saw this 1953 science fiction film last year but didn’t notice the extraterrestrials wore pretty obvious green velour body suits which zipped up the back.

Anyway, the movie was directed by William Cameron Menzies and starred Jimmy Hunt as the boy, David MacLean, who cried wolf, or at least that’s what everyone, including his parents, thought of his story about seeing a flying saucer land not far from their home, in a kind of sandy outlot which tended to swallow people whole after that.

Shortly after the saucer landed, people started to go missing and when they turned up later, they acted like zombies albeit with a new and nefarious purpose in life not their own.

There were many examples of leadership. Most of the good guys including the astronomer, Dr. Stuart Kelston and psychologist, Dr. Pat Blake fit the mold: respectful, congenial, and not prone to slapping David in the mouth like somebody I could name but who I’ll just hint he’s played by a guy named Leif Erickson, a Norse explorer who discovered America hundreds of years before Columbus and evidently found the fountain of youth.

Dr. Kelston has a theory about what’s happening and even speculates about the connection of the space exploration program he’s involved in which could be causing some extraterrestrials to be leery of its ultimate purpose, which is to build tall warped looking buildings with weird music piped in. Actually, Svengoolie revealed that the settings were purposely built large because the original plan was to shoot the film in 3D.

On the other hand, the leader of the Martians was this head in a glass globe that the guys in green jump suits (the Mutants) carried around, sometimes walking backwards so as to not expose how the costumes zipped up in back. But often they had to run through tunnels, which would have been tough to do backwards. That’s when you see the zippers. They had this stiff gait sort of rocking gait which I think I remember seeing when I was a kid when I saw these scenes on TV decades ago.

Anyway, the leader who was just a head in a globe never talked but communicated telepathically with the Mutants. It was the Martian Intelligence (the head, played by Luce Potter) who did all the thinking and gave all the orders, evidently driven by fear of the humans who were getting ready to shoot into space and ruin their neck of the space neighborhood.

There’s the usual Cold War paranoia but with a focus on inserting alien probes into earthlings that made me think of the X-Files mythology. There’s a fairly frequent inclusion of military stock footage given the us vs them dynamic.

A fairly large number of the actors were also in Perry Mason episodes, which seems to happen to a lot of actors who eventually appear in Svengoolie movies. I had a little trouble remembering a very young Milburn Stone who played Capt. Roth, and who could sling semi-scientific verbiage around pretty well. I remember him as Doc in the TV show Gunsmoke.

There was a disagreement between the United Kingdom and America about the ending of the movie. Was this invasion all just a kid’s nightmare or what? The British rewrote the ending to leave out the dream theme.

Except for the Mutant dress code, I thought the movie was pretty fair.

Shrilling Chicken Rating 4/5

Big Mo Pod Show: “Wiggle Your Way Into People’s Hearts”- and Down The Rabbit Hole!

Hey, I’ve got some confusion about one of the tunes in the Big Mo Pod Show today. I heard most of the Big Mo Blues Show last night although I think I might have dozed off for a few minutes about the time one song came on about 7:40 pm. I guess I don’t feel so bad about not remembering Kris Lager’s song “Shake It” because Big Mo didn’t either.

The first thing I wonder about is the spelling of Kris Lager’s name on the pod show. His first name was spelled “Chris.” That’s minor; those things happen. But the remarks by Big Mo and producer Noah on it were intriguing.

While the short clip (starts about 10 minutes or so in) of the song “Shake It” (which is a cover) by Kris Lager was played, Big Mo said the song originally was done by Howlin’ Wolf and he thought it was “Shake for me.” I also vaguely remembered the guitar licks from somewhere in my distant past, but when I played the YouTube Howlin’ Wolf “Shake for Me,” it didn’t sound at all to me like Kris Lager’s version of “Shake It.” The clip from the On Air Schedule from last night didn’t sound like the clip on the pod show either. I tried looking up Lager’s song “Shake It” from the album Blues Lover and got misdirected to other artists who did songs with the same title. I found Lager’s version on Apple Music and heard a preview, but it didn’t sound like the pod show clip either.

I realize that probably part of the problem is the clips are too short. But I can’t account for why Howlin’ Wolf’s version would sound so different. Big Mo mentions Hubert Sumlin’s guitar lick, referring to the clip but I just can’t get that from the Howlin’ Wolf band recording of “Shake for Me,” at least not the one I found.

Big Mo mentions a Mike Welch, which implies that he “Shake It” but all I can find is a blues artist called Monster Mike Welch but no connection to a song by that name. He mentions John Popper (musician connected to the group Blues Traveler) but nothing “shakin” there.

Long story short, which is too late because we’re way down the rabbit hole by now, Big Mo gives up and has to admit he doesn’t recall playing the song “Shake It.” He says he found something which he might have been doing a web search on at the time of the pod show. He found something from 2023 but the Blues Lover album with the song “Shake It” is from 2021. He says Lager was “around here this summer” but I don’t know whether “here” means Iowa or not. I think he’s coming to Okoboji this summer but I’m not sure.

Then Noah asks Big Mo which version of “Shake It” he likes better: Howlin’ Wolf’s or Kris Lager’s. Hang on a sec, I didn’t find comparable versions on the web as I mentioned earlier! Amazingly, Big Mo then replies that Lager’s version is a lot slower than the one by Howlin’ Wolf—but near as I can tell they’re not the same song. He says it has that “recognizable Hubert Sumlin lick” on the guitar—except I can’t hear Hubert Sumlin doing that.

That’s how far I went down the rabbit hole. Can anybody throw me a rope?

Gorging Goldfinches Distract Us from Cribbage!

We were distracted from our cribbage match today when Sena saw a couple of goldfinches out in the back yard. One of them was clearly a male, bright yellow all over except for his black wings. The other was probably a female because it was olive colored. The sunlight must have varied because at times it looked like it had colors more like the male.

At one point the male seemed to be distracted by something we couldn’t see shaking the bushes behind them. They sure were hungry. I took the video with my Canon point and shoot. Sena reminded me about the Nikon DSLR and I rushed to get it. By that time, the goldfinches were gone. I have to remember to leave both cameras out after this.

I won the cribbage game today, for a change.

Thoughts on Long Covid

I read Dr. Ron Pies, MD’s essay today, “What Long COVID Can Teach Psychiatry—and Its Critics.” As usual, he made thought- provoking points about the disease concept in psychiatry. What I also found interesting was the connection he made with Long Covid, a debilitating illness. He cited someone else I know who was involved with a group assigned to create a working definition for it—Dr. E. Wes Ely, an intensive care unit physician at Vanderbilt University in Nashville, Tennessee.

I remember when I first encountered Dr. Ely, way back in 2011 when I was a consulting psychiatrist in the University of Iowa Health Care general hospital. I was blogging back then and mentioned a book he and Valerie Page and written, Delirium in Critical Care. Back then I sometimes read parts of it to trainees because I thought they were amusing:

“…there is a clearly expressed opinion about the role of psychiatrists. It’s in a section titled “Psychiatrists and delirium” in Chapter 9 and begins with the sentence, “Should we, or should we not, call the psychiatrist?” The authors ask the question “Can we replace them with a screening tool, and then use haloperidol freely?” The context for the following remarks is that Chapter 9 is about drug treatment of the symptoms and behaviors commonly associated with delirium.”

I would point out that the authors say, while acknowledging that the opinions of psychiatrists and intensivists might differ, “…we would advocate that a psychiatrist should be consulted for patients already under the care of a psychiatrist or on antipsychotic medications”. Usually, in most medical centers in the U.S.A. a general hospital consultation-liaison psychiatrist sees the delirious inpatient rather than the patient’s outpatient psychiatrist. And many delirious patients don’t have a previous formal history of psychiatric illness and so would not have been seeing an outpatient psychiatrist in the first place.” (Page, V. and E.W. Ely, Delirium in Critical Care: Core Critical Care. Core Critical Care, ed. A. Vuylsteke 2011, New York: Cambridge University Press).

I’m pretty sure I got an email from Wes shortly after I posted that, with his suggestion that I write more about the delirium research he was doing. He sent me several references. I met him in person at a meeting of the American Delirium Society later on and attended an internal medicine grand rounds he presented at UIHC in 2019, “A New Frontier in Critical Care Medicine: Saving the Injured Brain.” He’s also written a great book, “Every Deep-Drawn Breath.”

Anyway, Dr. Ely and others were tasked by the Administration for Strategic Preparedness and Response and the Office of the Assistant Secretary of Health in the Department of Health and Human Services tasked the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine (NASEM) with developing an improved definition for long Covid.

At first, I was puzzled by the creation of criteria that essentially defined Long Covid as a disease state which didn’t even necessitate a positive test for Covid in the history of patients who developed Long Covid. I then read the full essay by Family Medicine physician, Dr. Kirsti Malterud, MD, PhD, “Diagnosis—A Tool for Rational Action? A Critical View from Family Medicine.”

I was hung up on the dichotomy between physical illness and somatization and thought the Long Covid definition posed a dilemma because it purposely omits any need for an “objective” test to verify previous Covid infection, making the Long Covid diagnosis based completely on clinical grounds. The section on persistent oppositions (dichotomies) was helpful, especially the 2nd point on the dichotomy of the question of whether an illness is physical or psychological (p.28).

The point on how to transcend the dichotomy was well made. I guess it’s easy to forget how the body and mind are related when a consultation-liaison psychiatrist is called to evaluate somebody for “somatization.” Often that was the default question before I ever got to see the patient.

Still, the person suffering from Long Covid often doesn’t seem to have a consistently effective treatment and may stay unwell or even disabled for months or years. Social Security criteria for disability look well-established.

I can imagine that many persons with Long Covid might object to have their care transferred to psychiatric services alone. I can see why there are Long Covid clinics in several states. It’s difficult to tell how many and which ones have psychiatrists on staff. The University of Iowa calls its service the Post Covid Clinic and can refer to mental health and neuropsychology services. On the other hand, a recent study of how many Long Covid clinics are available and what they do for people showed it was difficult to ascertain what services they actually offered, concluding:

“We find that services offered at long COVID clinics at top hospitals in the US often include meeting with a team member and referrals to a wide range of specialists. The diversity in long COVID services offered parallels the diversity in long COVID symptoms, suggesting a need for better consensus in developing and delivering treatment.” (Haslam A, Prasad V. Long COVID clinics and services offered by top US hospitals: an empirical analysis of clinical options as of May 2023. BMC Health Serv Res. 2024 May 30;24(1):684. doi: 10.1186/s12913-024-11071-3. PMID: 38816726; PMCID: PMC11138016.)

I’m interested in seeing how and whether the new Long Covid definition will be widely adopted.