Category: humor

  • Feisty and So On

    Feisty and So On

    There’s this dialogue in Men in Black II between Serleena and Zed: Serleena: Zed, look at you, 25 years and you’re still just such a looker. Zed: Cut out the meat dairy. And you, still a pile of squirmy crap in a different wrapper. Serleena: So feisty. I’m becoming more aware of the use of…

  • Do Not Lie to Me!

    Do Not Lie to Me!

    In about an hour (a galactic standard week), I plan to watch yet another rerun of Men in Black. That’s the first one of the trilogy. I nearly always can find a connection with some quotes from the MIB movies and current events. I don’t care to specify the current events because they’re depressing. The…

  • Exactly When Were the Good Old Days?

    Exactly When Were the Good Old Days?

    I just saw a short web article about Baby Boomers and their opinion of what’s going on these days and comparing it to the “good old days.” There were the usual complaints about bad music, lack of teamwork, no effort to maintain social bonds, and the like. I’m not sure I can identify any such…

  • Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

    Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

    This is St. Patrick’s Day and, although I didn’t wear green today, Sena got me some Irish beer. It’s Guinness Extra Stout. The back label extols the virtues: “Intense characterful and bold, Guinness Extra Stout is the pure expression of our brewing legacy. Bittersweet, with subtle hints of hops, dark fruits and caramel, this stout…

  • Ugly Juggling Hits the Shower

    Ugly Juggling Hits the Shower

    OK, I’ve found out that there’s more than one way to hit the shower pertaining to the juggling trick called “The Shower.” As usual, my form is ugly because I’m in the early practice phase of trying to learn the shower. But then, even when I think I’ve got a trick down—it’s always ugly. Anyway,…

  • Sena Learning How to Juggle!

    Sena Learning How to Juggle!

    Big news flash—Sena is learning how to juggle. She just started doing the single and two-ball practice throws on the way to learning how to do the 3-ball cascade, just like I did about 5 months ago. Just like she heard me dropping balls—now I hear her doing it. It’s a gas! It’s fascinating to…

  • Remember Spring Forward All Your Clocks Tonight!

    Remember Spring Forward All Your Clocks Tonight!

    Today is the day to move clocks forward by one hour for Daylight Saving Time. Well, technically, we’re suposed to change the clocks at 2:00 a.m. on March 12, 2023, which is Sunday. I usually do this in the afternoon of the day before (which would be today), which drives Sena crazy. However, today Sena…

  • Fathers Can Be a Pain in the Ass

    Fathers Can Be a Pain in the Ass

    I’m going to talk a little bit about fathers. Mothers are important too, but I’m a guy and I can talk about mothers another day. Because it’s a touchy subject, I’m going to begin with a Men in Black (MIB) joke, like I always do when I’m being defensive. There’s this MIB 3 scene in…

  • Behind the Mask Policy

    Behind the Mask Policy

    Tomorrow I’ll get to see how the new Covid-19 face mask policy works at the University of Iowa Hospital & Clinics. It goes into effect today. I’m going to see the dentist, as I have periodically for years, even during the Covid-19 pandemic. Of course, the idea of masked dental patients is ironic. The rule…

  • More On Taming the Juggling Balls

    More On Taming the Juggling Balls

    I’ve been juggling for about 5 months now and reflecting on my progress. I think I’m doing OK for a geezer. Sena would call me a hot dog although I would still call it ugly juggling by any standard. What’s striking, at least to me, is the little bit of science I can find on…