Category: humor

  • Hand Battered Catfish Nuggets Packed with Nitrates!

    Hand Battered Catfish Nuggets Packed with Nitrates!

    Sena cooked up some breaded catfish nuggets the other night. They were not May Reese’s hand-battered catfish made famous by John Heim aka Big Mo on KCCK radio 88.3 on the Big Mo Blues Show every Friday night—but they will do. They’re packed with nitrates, as Big Mo always says. We’ve never eaten catfish, so…

  • Day 3: Drain Tile Grate Secure!

    Day 3: Drain Tile Grate Secure!

    Well, it’s day 3 and the drain tile grate has not popped off yet. I secured it with a worm gear adjustable clamp on October 1, 2022. I had to fire the little zombie I posted to guard it. He was drinking blood on the job, gambling on zombie cribbage with a gang of putrid…

  • Pancakes Come Alive Today!

    Pancakes Come Alive Today!

    After several decades of making pancakes flatter than a pancake, Sena made light and fluffy pancakes this morning. What gives? It turns out that baking soda vs baking powder is touted as a real game changer. She’s used baking soda for years and she was never satisfied with the outcome—although I want to be on…

  • Day 1: Drain Grate Intact

    Day 1: Drain Grate Intact

    So far so good. After I affixed the drain grate to the corrugated base with a worm gear adjustable clamp, this morning the lid is still on. I also posted a tiny zombie guard. He’ll chew up anything that tries to come up from below or break in from above. He’s not fussy about what…

  • Something is Flipping Our Lid

    Something is Flipping Our Lid

    The tile grain grate in our back yard popped off again last night. One of the landscaping pins Sena used to secure it was bent and the other pin came out when the lid was flipped. The grate is always flipped upside down. Sena wondered if something might have pushed it up and over from…

  • KCCK Hand-Battered Catfish Lore

    KCCK Hand-Battered Catfish Lore

    I listen to the KCCK radio station (88.3) Big Mo Blues Show on most Friday nights and the host is John Heim, aka Big Mo. He always mentions a sponsor he calls May Reese hand-battered catfish. There are a couple of slogans which make it sound real. “It’s better because it’s battered!” “It’s packed with…

  • Maybe We Need a Dose of Humor

    Maybe We Need a Dose of Humor

    Sena and I were listening to the Mike Waters morning radio show (KOKZ 105.7) this morning and his invitation to listeners was to call in and quote their favorite dumb question. One of the callers recited something which was actually a George Carlin joke. Neither one of us thought we heard it right, but it’s…

  • Extraterrestrials Need Lentils Anonymous Program

    Extraterrestrials Need Lentils Anonymous Program

    Sena bought a bag of Spicy Sriracha Lentil Chips yesterday. They’re at the center of an extraterrestrial news flash on the web site of the company, The Daily Crave, which sells a lot of healthier snack food items. They’re mainly plant-based. Apparently, extraterrestrials are known to have a tendency to get addicted to lentils. What…

  • Noisy Alien in Computer Removed

    Noisy Alien in Computer Removed

    Well, this afternoon the computer repair guy returned and fixed the computer in about 15 minutes. The noise was gone after he replaced the power supply unit, the fan of which was the source of the mini-helicopter noise. Obviously, this was a case of extraterrestrial invasion. Seriously, though, once we got past all of the…

  • Bigfoot Messing with Our Drain Tile Cap?

    Bigfoot Messing with Our Drain Tile Cap?

    We have this yard drainage tile system in our back yard. We have a half-dozen drain tile round grates over all of the pipes. One of them keeps turning up flipped over next to the pipe. It’s happened 3 days in a row. The grate just slips into the pipe. Water pressure isn’t forcing it…