Category: humor

  • What’s Up with No Critter Cam Pictures Last Night?

    What’s Up with No Critter Cam Pictures Last Night?

    Things did not go according to plan last night with the critter cam. It took zero pictures. What gives? I’m sure I had the timer settings right. It’s a 24-hr. military time clock and it was set for 1930 to 0730 starting yesterday evening. The grate was undisturbed and maybe that’s the explanation. Could there…

  • Critter Cam Tested and Ready to Go!

    Critter Cam Tested and Ready to Go!

    We’re trying to catch a glimpse of whatever or whoever has been removing one of our tile drain grates in our back yard for the last few weeks. It happens only at night. We bought a critter cam and it’ll go live tonight! Today I ran the critter cam through a few tests to see…

  • Eat More Brain to Play Zombie Cribbage Game

    Eat More Brain to Play Zombie Cribbage Game

    We finally played our Zombie Cribbage game in honor of upcoming Halloween this month. We filmed it on an interesting sort of high-top table with just enough room on it for the board and playing cards. Zombie Cribbage is played on a on a 61-hole cribbage board, replete with images of creepy bony fingers poking…

  • Extraterrestrials Want to Cut a Deal with The Daily Crave

    Extraterrestrials Want to Cut a Deal with The Daily Crave

    We tried The Daily Crave Spicy Sriracha Lentil Chips and they’re pretty good. Extraterrestrials like the snacks and are apparently interested in cutting a deal with Jared Edy, who I think owns the stores. They want a piece of the action. They are bringing satchels of cash to the table along with proposals to cease…

  • The Screaming Barn of Iowa City!

    The Screaming Barn of Iowa City!

    The other day we went out for a walk on Scott Boulevard. There is an old barn right across the street from the Harvest Preserve entrance. It’s picturesque but on that day, it was festooned with Halloween decorations including goblins and ghouls and the ground was covered with gravestones inscribed with comical epitaphs. We’ve been…

  • The Drain Tile Grate Ghost Strikes Again!

    The Drain Tile Grate Ghost Strikes Again!

    The drain tile ghost struck again last night. You’ll recall a couple of days ago, I stacked two large rocks on the tile drain grate which has been the subject of numerous vandal attacks for at least the last couple of weeks. It looks like the top rock was picked up and turned over on…

  • The Friday Night Big Mo Blues Show

    The Friday Night Big Mo Blues Show

    I heard this on ‘da Friday Night Blues on KCCK 88.3 earlier. I took guitar lessons when I was a kid. I was real good at buzzing the strings. Not everybody can make the audience clap their hands to their ears and howl in pain. It’s a rare talent-thank goodness. You’re welcome. I heard Iowa…

  • Three Rock Fail on the Drain Tile Grate!

    Three Rock Fail on the Drain Tile Grate!

    We can’t believe the 3-rock weight option to help secure the drain tile grate failed last night already. This morning, the top rock ended up about two feet away down the slope of our yard. The other two rocks were tipped over into the landscaping rod. What’s crazy about this is how the top rock…

  • The Secret of Patience

    The Secret of Patience

    The secret of patience is to do something else in the meantime. Croft M. Pentz A few days ago, Sena noticed a noise in one of the sunroom window shade wand controls. She can hear noises I can’t hear, which is a good thing. She wondered if the wand battery needed recharging. We have 3…

  • Tile Drain Grate Off Again!

    Tile Drain Grate Off Again!

    Last night something removed our tile drain grate again! This time it wasn’t flipped. Something lifted the grate off the pipe and set it on the ground beside it. We were flabbergasted. Recall that I thought I had secured the thing with a worm gear adjustable clamp on October 1, 2022. Up until that time,…