Category: humor

  • Going for the Juggler Gold Trophy!

    Going for the Juggler Gold Trophy!

    I’ve been working on my juggling form—and it’s only somewhat improved, but I’m getting 30 throws (good for the personal Gold Trophy milestone) without dropping more consistently just since yesterday. I’ve got about a dozen video clips with me getting at least 30 throws, one with 36 although I’m weaving, lunging, rearing, rocking and rolling…

  • Happy 45 Year Anniversary, Sena & Jim!

    Happy 45 Year Anniversary, Sena & Jim!

    Today is our 45-year Wedding Anniversary! It snowed! We played cribbage, Scrabble, and Kings Cribbage. Sena won at cribbage and Scrabble. I won Kings Cribbage—by only 4 points. Happy 45th Anniversary—and counting.

  • Taming the Juggling Balls

    Taming the Juggling Balls

    As of November 7, 2022 it has been 22 days since I purchased the Learn to Juggle kit from Barnes and Noble. So far, my learning experience reminds me of a story by Mark Twain, “Taming the Bicycle,” which was published posthumously—obviously after he succumbed from his injuries in the attempt to ride the high-wheeled…

  • Total Lunar Eclipse Blood Moon This Freezing Morning!

    Total Lunar Eclipse Blood Moon This Freezing Morning!

    I took my very first selfie ever with my smartphone, which I’ve had for about 7 years. The occasion is the 2nd total lunar eclipse blood moon I’ve ever seen, which started at about 2:00 AM this morning. It was so cold outside I had to wear a sweater and my winter coat with hat…

  • Get Your Tin Foil Hats Out for the Total Lunar Eclipse Tomorrow

    Get Your Tin Foil Hats Out for the Total Lunar Eclipse Tomorrow

    I just found out this morning that there’s a total lunar eclipse that will be visible starting tomorrow morning. We saw the one in May this year, and we’re excited—about getting up early in the morning around 4:00 AM. Although you don’t need to wear special eye protection for a lunar eclipse, you will need…

  • Old Dogs Can Learn New Juggling Tricks

    Old Dogs Can Learn New Juggling Tricks

    I have been diligently been working on my juggling form—and of course it’s no better. But I’m having a lot of fun and even learning a few juggling tricks. Some of them are harder to do than others. I’ve been juggling different objects, like socks and Blobs. The Blob antennae tend to get lodged between…

  • Evolutionary Thoughts

    Evolutionary Thoughts

    By now, you’ve probably read the digital news article describing how we’re all going to evolve into beings who resemble extraterrestrials (ETs) because of our preoccupation with digital technology. The authors describe us as eventually developing another eyelid that’ll protect us from the blue light emanating from our gadgets. Our hands will become claw-like and…

  • Trying to Find the Juggler Space

    Trying to Find the Juggler Space

    I’ve been learning to juggle for over a couple of weeks now and I’m having trouble finding the sweet spot in juggling. It’s called the juggle space and I don’t know if there’s any agreement about exactly where it is. On the other hand, I frequently toss balls too far in front of me or…

  • Big Mo Blues Show KCCK

    I heard this one and recognized Aretha Franklin’s voice before Big Mo ever announced her on KCCK. I also heard a little more about MayRee and her hand-battered catfish. It’s tenderized to perfection, but you already knew that. Big Mo said her establishment is located at what sounds like the corner of Highway 73 and…

  • Thoughts on Birds Banging into Windows

    Thoughts on Birds Banging into Windows

    The other day we heard this big bang against one of our windows. We both guessed what it was—another bird collision. A couple of years ago, one crashed into a window, got knocked out, lay on its side, and puffed really hard for a half hour or so. Then it flew away. This bird was…