Category: humor

  • Iowa Legislature Offering Cheese and Crackers on the Bill of Fare

    Iowa Legislature Offering Cheese and Crackers on the Bill of Fare

    I heard a song entitled “Cheese and Crackers” on the Big Mo Blues Show last night. I’ve heard a few times over the years, but I never looked up what it meant until today. The song was originally written by a rockabilly singer named Hayden Thompson, although I’ve only heard it sung by blues artist…

  • Iowa Legislature Bills I Could Live Without

    Iowa Legislature Bills I Could Live Without

    I should stop reading the news. I’ve just found a couple of other Iowa Legislature bills that are anti-vaccine. One of them is the HF 2287 I mentioned yesterday that would make vaccine manufacturers steer clear of Iowa altogether. Another two I just discovered today: HF 2171: This one which seeks to make vaccines for…

  • Finally Saw the Movie “The Day The Earth Stood Still”

    Finally Saw the Movie “The Day The Earth Stood Still”

    We watched the movie “The Day the Earth Stood Still” today. It was made in 1951 and I’d never seen it. Sena thinks she did a long time ago. You can watch it on the Internet Archive. Similar movies didn’t make much of a splash, some of which you might remember: “The Sacking of Punxsutawney…

  • Pelicans on Parade!

    Pelicans on Parade!

    The weather was superb yesterday and we visited our favorite walking trail out at Terry Trueblood Recreation Area—along with a lot of people who had the same idea. It was around 60 degrees and not a cloud in the azure blue sky. The highlight was the big flocks of white birds with black markings under…

  • Svengoolie Show Movie: “Dracula”

    Svengoolie Show Movie: “Dracula”

    Svengoolie Intro: “Calling all stations! Clear the air lanes! Clear all air lanes for the big broadcast!” I’ve never seen the 1931 Universal production of Dracula and it was a film to marvel, mainly to marvel at Bela Lugosi’s ability to contort those famous hands into spell-binding patterns while commanding hapless victims “I command you;…

  • A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Pentagon

    A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Pentagon

    So, just for laughs I sometimes watch Ancient Aliens (you know, the UFO show with the hair dude). Last night, they were talking about some guy named Valiant Thor as if he were a real person. Maybe some of you know about the book, “Stranger at the Pentagon,” which you can read for free on…

  • Upcoming Svengoolie Movie: “Dracula” (1931)

    Upcoming Svengoolie Movie: “Dracula” (1931)

    So, the upcoming Svengoolie movie is “Dracula” released in 1931 starring Bela Lugosi. They tried to get George Burns to star in it, but he refused to take the cigar out of his mouth long enough to put the fangs in. I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen this classic vampire flick in which the story…

  • Svengoolie Movie: “The Gorgon”

    Svengoolie Movie: “The Gorgon”

    Svengoolie Intro: “Calling all stations! Clear the air lanes! Clear all air lanes for the big broadcast!” Well, last night I saw the 1964 Hammer Films movie “The Gorgon,” and the first thing to clear up is the name of the gorgon relating to the underlying Greek mythology which, incidentally, the Svengoolie show clearly did…

  • Try to Lift Just One Eyebrow Without Picking Your Nose!

    Try to Lift Just One Eyebrow Without Picking Your Nose!

    I ran across a couple of interesting articles today and I thought I’d pass this along. One article is about kids who pick boogers out of their nose and eat them. Another is about how to lift one eyebrow only. I bet a lot of people try to learn how to lift one eyebrow. I…

  • What Wildlife Does Not Know About Nature Valley Snack Bars

    What Wildlife Does Not Know About Nature Valley Snack Bars

    We finally finished up the batch of Nature Valley Chocolate Peppermint Wafer bars. The label says says they are “naturally flavored with other natural flavor.” The comical TV commercials in the last couple of years show cute woodland creatures like squirrels bitterly complaining about the dirty nuts they have to put up with compared to…