University of Iowa Will Lead NASA Space Mission to Learn the Music of the Spheres

The big news for University of Iowa will be a NASA satellite mission to investigate how solar wind interacts with Earth’s magnetosphere. You can read the whole fascinating story in this issue of Iowa Magazine.

According to the story, “twin spacecraft known as TRACERS—Tandem Reconnection and Cusp Electrodynamics Reconnaissance Satellites—will begin their journey to study Earth’s mysterious magnetic interactions with the sun. The satellites will be packed with scientific instruments along with two small, but meaningful, tokens.”

The two small tokens happen to be purple guitar picks that belonged to University of Iowa physicist, Craig Kletzing, who died from cancer in 2023. Kletzing and colleagues got a $115 million contract from NASA for TRACERS. It’s the largest research award in University of Iowa history.

Kletzing played guitar in a few bands, and one them was named Bipolar—which is the only connection to psychiatry that I could see. He was dedicated to work in basic science, and he was often heard to ask “How can we make this simpler?” referring to chunking big scientific challenges into manageable goals. He was a rare person in that he was both a brilliant scientist and a great teacher. One example of his work ethic was that he skipped a meeting with NASA’s top brass in order to deliver a morning lecture on introductory physics to 275 students.

The members of the UI TRACERS team call the project “Craig’s mission.” I’m pretty sure he would have called it a team effort “… to help scientists better understand the powerful forces harmonizing throughout the universe—something the ancient Greeks described as the music of the spheres.”

And that’s what the purple guitar picks represent.

Closing the Loop on All Domain Anomaly Resolution Office Search for Extraterrestrials?

Just in case you haven’t already heard, the All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office (AARO) revealed the lack of evidence proving the existence of extraterrestrials from the reports about what we used to call UFOs.

And NASA has said basically the same thing.

So, is there anything left to say about this? Probably not from the official side of the issue. But I don’t think this will be the end of reports of UFOs from the public.

Hot Mic in the NASA Control Room

By now, everybody probably knows about the Intuitive Machine lunar landing of the Odysseus space craft recently, broadcast from NASA. I happened to have a direct audio hookup to the control room during the hot mic episode which somehow didn’t get broadcast last week.

Sam: OK, how’s Odysseus doing?

Doug: Uh, we slightly overshot the planned landing.

Sam: What? How did that happen?

Doug: Not sure, but I heard a crunching noise.

Sam: Crunching? There’s no crunching allowed on this mission!

Doug: It’s OK, we can hit the gas and put it down in a different spot a little further away.

Sam: How far?

Doug: Not much, about 1,000 miles give or take. Almost there; applying disc brakes—now.

Sam: What is Odysseus’ position now?

Doug: Well, it looks like it sort of fell over on its side. But it’s transmitting images.

Sam: Great! What’s coming across?

Doug: Kind of fuzzy. Wait a sec, just need to adjust the rabbit ears here. What’s that?

Sam: Hard to make it out.

Doug: OK, there. It’s yellow, whatever it is. Stand by. Wait, are those wheels?

Sam: Adjust the focus.

Doug: Whatever this yellow thing or vehicle whatever on wheels is—it’s coming closer. Hey, there’s somebody inside!

Sam: Oh my god; a life form! On the moon! Quick, what’s it doing?

Doug: Wow. It just gave me the finger. Since when are taxicabs on the moon?

Sam: Dammit! Are you telling me that Odysseus didn’t even leave Earth?

Doug: No sir! But that moon rock sort of looks like a manhole cover.

Sam: You’re fired, Doug.

Doug: Does that mean the Odysseus Landing Gala and Orgy is off? I don’t think I can return the Counting Kites THC Magnum Cocktails.

Sam: I guess now we’ll have to refund the 118 million dollars from NASA—minus the cocktail charge.