I saw the headlines about how some people are skipping the Covid-19 and flu shots this year. But we decided to get them anyway.
Sena got both but they were pretty close together and one bandaid covered them.
I’ve been calling local pharmacies in an effort to schedule getting the updated Covid-19 vaccine updated bivalent booster and the flu shot as well. I imagine I’m not the only one encountering the frustrating automated answering machines.
It’s confusing to find out that if I answer the question about how many Covid-19 vaccine shots I’ve gotten (which is 4, including the two initial doses and two boosters), the machine politely sort of congratulates me (“you’re good to go!) and then hangs up. That contrasts with the web-based organization message in large font against a bright red background which assures me that I can schedule a time to get both vaccines—if I set up an on-line account (which always makes me suspicious). It turns out that the old “continue as a guest” alternative puts my personal information at risk. I’m unable to get a live person on the line.
I found a few tactics on the web for bypassing these recordings, but I’m pretty sure they don’t work. Some of them have been around for over 15 years, like pressing zero once or even repeatedly. That can result in the recording automatically hanging up on you.
There are other suggestions for pressing various special characters on your smartphone, which some people swear by.
Speaking of swearing, I even found one suggestion for swearing repeatedly into the phone to get past the automated answering machine. I’m pretty sure that doesn’t work.
I think I’ll just sit tight and wait a while. There’s no rush. But I wish there were some polite and effective way to get a live person on the line when you get the automated answering machine from hell:
Drugs-R-Us Pharmacy: Hello, what would you like to do today? You can say, “vaccine,” “alien abductions,” or “triple fat burger with soggy fries and a cola.”
Customer: Vaccine.
Drugs-R-Us: Thank you! Would you like to do: schedule a new, review a scheduled time, cancel an appointment, or talk about the weather?
Customer: Schedule a new.
Drugs-R-Us: What vaccine would you like to schedule?
Customer: Updated Covid-19 booster.
Drugs-R-Us: Got it! And would you like any other vaccines?
Customer: Flu shot.
Drugs-R-Us: I see; I’ll make a note of that. You can ask the pharmacist at your visit for another vaccine, which would be administered as an intra-ocular injection in the eye of your choice. Now, a booster. I’ll need some more information, including your birthdate, phone number, number of previous vaccinations, distinguishing marks, social security number, all bank account numbers, record of previous arrests, and the name of your first-born child, if any. First, how many vaccines have you received?
Customer: Four.
Drugs-R-Us: You rock! You have all the vaccines you need and that means it’s Beer O’clock for you, dude. Is there anything else?
Customer: But I want the updated Covid-19 booster! Can’t you understand that it’s new and your company says it’s available now?
Drugs-R-Us: Good-bye (click).
Maybe I’ll have better luck next week.
It must have been after 8:00 PM last night that the FDA posted the COVID-19 Booster EUA authorization. The ACIP took that ball and ran with it all day long. Today was the second day of the ACIP meeting and the committee covered a lot of ground and ran over the schedule by more than an hour by the time voting on recommendations ended.
In a nutshell:
The committee voted unanimously to give boosters for people 65 and over as well as nursing home residents. Most of them voted to give boosters to those 50-64 with medical conditions that raise the risk for severe COVID-19 infection. A smaller majority voted to give boosters to those 18-49 with based on individual benefit and risk given underlying medical conditions. The committee voted down a proposal to give boosters to those 18-64 who would be at elevated risk of infection because of occupational or other setting, including health care workers, prison guards, and people who live or work in homeless shelters.
Nobody was happy about not giving an option to “mix and match” vaccines. If you got Pfizer in the initial series, you got Pfizer. But if you got Moderna or J&J—you couldn’t get Pfizer. More data is coming about heterologous vaccine dosing, but it’s not immediately available. On the other hand, the 6-month mark for getting the booster is anything but a hard line. You could wait months longer and still retain adequate vaccine effectiveness.
I thought it was interesting that, according to a survey in unpublished data, about a third of unvaccinated respondents said that offering a booster would make them even less willing to get vaccinated at all. See slides 52 and 53 in the presentation “Evidence to Recommendation Framework: Pfizer -BioNTech COVID-19 Booster Dose” by Dr. Sara Oliver. Despite that, several members of the committee stressed the critical importance of continuing to attempt vaccinating them.
There’s going to be a lot of flux in the next several weeks as more data is obtained. These recommendations are subject to updates and there will likely be several more meetings ahead, according to attendees.
I know that in Iowa, a lot of people are counting on the Iowa Department of Public Health (IDPH) to give the word on when to roll out the boosters. The University of Iowa Hospitals & Clinics and Story County officials have said that. I have not seen boosters even mentioned on the IDPH website, though. I inquired about what their plans are for the booster rollout this morning on their website contact form. I expect it may be a while before I get a reply, if I get one at all. They’re incredibly busy.
I heard one expert say that in his community, they were offering the vaccine to people in a way that emphasized the individual’s benefit only. I think that’s certainly one way to “sell” it. Altruism has a place here, though. I get regular email messages from Hektoen International, hekint.org.
They almost always contain some essay or quote that’s thought-provoking and inspiring. Here’s one I got this morning that included a public domain photograph of Bertrand Russell as well as his thoughts on the receding ego:
Bertrand Russell on life from Hektoen International hekint.org
Make your interests gradually wider and more impersonal, until bit by bit the walls of the ego recede, and your life becomes increasingly merged in the universal life. An individual human existence should be like a river — small at first, narrowly contained within its banks, and rushing passionately past rocks and over waterfalls. Gradually the river grows wider, the banks recede, the waters flow more quietly, and in the end, without any visible break, they become merged in the sea, and painlessly lose their individual being.
“How to Grow Old,” from Portraits from Memory and Other Essays by Bertrand Russell

Bertrand Russell by Fotograaf Onbekend / Anefo. 1957. Nationaal Archief. Public Domain. Via Wikimedia.