We used to watch David Letterman a long time ago and he had this sketch called “Is this Anything?” I can’t remember any specific example but I thought I recognized a YouTube of one segment that was originally aired years ago.
I was reminded of the “Is This Anything” sketch when Sena showed me this video of a thing called a Bionic Neck and Shoulder Massager. It looks like something out of a Svengoolie movie; a headless set of fingers. People strap it to their necks and then look like they’re being strangled by an extraterrestrial.
I thought I saw red marks on the person’s skin when the device was removed. I’m sure some people swear by their effectiveness for relaxing tight neck muscles. On the other hand, they look creepy to me.
It reminded me of a foot massager we got 3 years ago. You stuck your feet in it and it massaged your feet. It was kind of creepy.
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