A Few Thoughts on Calvinball Cribbage

OK, so Sena and I have been experimenting with a few cribbage variants in the last few days and I ran into this Calvinball comment on a Reddit cribbage thread about 10-card cribbage. Yes, people play that! I’m afraid to look on the web for 11-card cribbage although Sena asked about it.

Briefly, 10-card cribbage is usually a two-player game. Deal 10 cards each; 2 cards from each player go to the dealer’s crib; each player divides the remaining 8 cards into 2 four card hands, one for pegging and either one or both for the show.

As an aside, the Reddit thread person who started the thread about 10 card cribbage asked if anyone else ever played it. One commenter facetiously replied “Yes, there have been many many posts of Calvinball crib.”

You have to know where that term “Calvinball” comes from. I’m pretty sure it’s from another social media forum which plays a game called Calvinball—which is a whimsical, forever evolving game which has nothing to do with playing cards, is based on the comic Calvin & Hobbes and has no real rules whatsoever. Participants make it up as they go along. So, I think what the commenter might have meant was that 10-card cribbage is yet another of the many proliferating variants (some better than others) of the more well-established game, usually identified as 6-card cribbage.

Anyway, we found out later that there are two sets of rules for 10-card cribbage. The intent is to make the game play faster and yield higher scores.

 Given that context, we played it both ways to 121. In the one set according to AI, you deal each player 10 cards and both throw 2 cards to the dealer’s crib. Each player divides the remaining cards into hands of 4 cards each. You play one hand only during the pegging phase and the other for the show (scoring the hand). It was pretty slow and didn’t yield high scores, partly because we used only the four card hand for the show.

And then there’s a Wikipedia article which says you peg with one hand and score both for the show. We got higher scores all around, the game was faster, and we both enjoyed it much more.

As a reminder follow up to the post about the 9-card and 8-card cribbage games, Sena still likes the 9-card variant but doesn’t care for the 8-card (neither do I) because it seems clunkier, probably because you need to bury cards under the deck. The 9-card variant has an on-line scorer which didn’t work consistently. We seemed to fare pretty well without it for the most part. The suggestion to play to 323 (up, back, and there again on a 121-hole board) seems like overkill. I’m retired but not that retired.

OK, is 8-Card Cribbage a Thing?

We’re still getting used to the 7-card cribbage game and guess what Sena asked me today?

“Is there an 8-card cribbage?”

So, I looked it up on the web and, sure enough, there was a Reddit thread a year ago with only one relevant entry. It was from someone asking if anybody else played 8-card cribbage. That person went on to admit uncertainty if it was a thing or not and wondered if they just made it up. I would vote for the latter. Two commenters didn’t shed any further light on the subject.

The rules for 8 card cribbage are that it’s played like 6-card cribbage except each player is dealt 8 cards, each chooses 4 cards to keep in the hand, tosses 2 cards to the dealer’s crib and the remaining 2 cards get buried at the bottom of the deck.

We gave 8-card cribbage a spin and it felt a little clunky, maybe because of the added motion of burying a couple of cards under the deck along with the extra cards—yet despite that we ended with 4 card hands and played to 121. So, it felt much like regular 6-card cribbage.

We both prefer 7-card cribbage. Even though it doesn’t have a lot of documentation about it, it feels less like word-of-mouth and a little more streamlined. The scores are more challenging to count. Anybody else out there ever heard of 8-card cribbage? Anybody else ever play 7-card cribbage?

We Are Muddling Through 7 Card Cribbage!

We’ve been working pretty hard today trying to teach ourselves how to play 7 card cribbage. There’s not a lot of information on the web about the game. The gist of it is that you play to 181 and each player gets 7 cards with 5 cards to the dealer’s crib. You can have 4, 5, and 6 flushes but the 4 and 5 card flushes have to be in your hand. We found out about it on a website called Masters Traditional Games.

We’re not used to playing past the 121 hole in cribbage. We struggled over it until Sena finally got the idea that it must mean we just go back to the starting hole when you get to 121. We’re not sure why the goal is 181 points to win. Other goals are to play to 151, 121, or play to 61 three times.

The opportunity for big scores is higher in 7 card cribbage and they can be difficult to count. The highest score is 46 with cards 4,4,5,5,6,6 which includes the starter card. It took me a while to count it. One person said it was easier for him to get that than a 29 score in the 6-card cribbage game—which is very rare.

We also got new long sleeve cribbage shirts for the occasion. Mine says “That’s What I Do, I Play Cribbage And I Know Things.”

I’m not sure how often we’ll play 7 card cribbage. The games should play pretty fast because the scores tend to be higher than in the 6-card version. On the other hand, you can get pretty bogged down figuring out your score!

I Shall Wear My Trousers Rolled

Sena noticed that I didn’t roll up my trousers the way you’re supposed to do it. I had no idea. I guess you’re supposed to double roll the bottoms of your trousers.

I got to wondering how James Dean rolled the bottom of his jeans. It turns out he didn’t, at least in the film “Rebel Without a Clue” (excuse me, “…without a cause”).

My jeans are a little on the long side and, as usual, that makes me wonder if I’m shrinking as a I get older. Height shrinkage is normal at my age.

Anyway, she double-rolled the bottoms of my jeans—the proper way. It reminds me of T.S. Eliot’s lines in his poem “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock.”

“I grow old…I grow old…

I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.”

By the way, this reminds me that we’ll be turning our clocks back by one hour tomorrow. I usually prefer doing it the day before, which always disorients Sena, but makes me feel ahead of the game. But there’s no reason to do it earlier—except to feel an hour younger and to give me a little more time to get the bottoms of my trousers rolled.