Constipated Tree Bags!

We have an update on the tree bags. Believe it or not, the tree bags have been constipated! We had to hire out an archery team to shoot a few arrows into them to get them to drain. Otherwise, the trees would get moldy—I guess.

There’s something to consider, though. If the tree bags worked the way they should, you’d have a lot more work to do, filling them up every so often. That would get old in a hurry.

Archers don’t come cheap. They have their own union. And if they occasionally miss, they have to make return trips, which runs up the charges.

If you’re feeling lucky, you can contact them on the internet: Tree Bag Archery: Purging is Our Point!

Svengoolie Movie Tonight: “Return of the Vampire”

“Calling all stations, clear the air lines, clear all air lanes for the big broadcast!” (Svengoolie show intro).

Tonight’s Svengoolie movie is “Return of the Vampire.” I’m debating on whether to watch it because I’ve heard there’s a talking werewolf. Is that even legal?