Go Retire Psychiatrist

Our porch is a favorite roosting spot for little birds. But they don’t just roost there. They leave certain things behind.

So, Sena bought some rubber snakes. I think we’ll know quickly whether they work. On the other hand, experts say that you need to move them around every so often so birds don’t figure out they’re not real.

I figure they’re worth a try, as long as extraterrestrials don’t abduct them. We could always kick it up a notch if they don’t work.