I was noodling around the web yesterday and accidentally on purpose found out thumb wrestling used to be a thing. Sure, it’s been about 20 years ago, but it’s overdue for a comeback. They even had this little wrestling ring box that athletes could put their thumbs through. Did you know there used to be a Thumb Wrestling Federation? It was nuts, I guess.
I’m in training for thumb wrestling—sort of. There’s also toe wrestling, but in addition to toe jam, broken toes are a problem. This Toe Wrestling Federation began in the 1970s and I think it’s still going on in England.
Thumb wrestling has been out for a while now. But I can think of ways to bring it back. This is how politicians could settle their differences.
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