Since we’ve gotten new smartphones, we’ve been working on getting up to speed on how to use them. More often they seem to be using us.
In fact, Sena is pretty bummed about how much fiddling around with a smartphone you have to do. She used a little flip phone for years and this is a big upgrade (she would say “downgrade”) for her.
Zuckerberg wants to replace smartphones with Artificial Intelligence (AI) glasses. Sena tells me Bill Gates has been talking about replacing them with electronic tattoos.
That reminds me of a 1997 X-Files episode I don’t remember seeing called “Never Again.” Some guy gets a tattoo on his arm of a girl with the words “Never Again” under it. It starts talking to him and making him do crazy things, like buying mobile phones priced around $1,000, which is about what they cost back in 1997. Smartphones cost about the same these days.
Is that how electronic tattoos would work? Or would they just send mind control messages telling you to buy more of the same stocks in Bill Gates’ portfolio?
There are a plethora of new ads and promotional messages that we’ve never seen before:
Buy new armpit removal tool for half-price!
Upgrade to AI-assisted fruitcake recipe idea generating protocol!
Install planet construction and combustion instructions now!
I’m thinking we’ll Never Again purchase new smartphones.
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