Sena Gives Me a Haircut

Sena gave me a haircut the other day. She’s been cutting my hair almost 30 years. She bought a new barber cape recently which has snaps instead of Velcro to hold it around my neck. I still have Velcro tennis shoes, though.

The first time Sena cut my hair she left a bald patch on the back of my head. The only way I found out about it was when somebody noticed it in the psychiatry department administration office where I hung out when I was chief resident.

Since then, she’s done an excellent job of cutting my hair. And she does a great job cutting her own hair too.

After the haircut, I had to trim my beard again because I looked a little lopsided.