Category: humor

  • I Get a 28 Point Hand in Cribbage and Still Lose!

    I Get a 28 Point Hand in Cribbage and Still Lose!

    Sena and I played cribbage today and I just want to point out that I got a 28-hand. I would have gotten a 29-hand if my ten of spades card had been the nob Jack, which is the Jack of the same suit as the cut card, worth one point. The odds of getting a…

  • Look On Our Wonders of America

    Look On Our Wonders of America

    Sena and I have been talking lately about how we would reimagine the Mt. Rushmore monument in South Dakota. We’ve never gone to South Dakota to see it. We discussed supplanting the current former U.S. Presidents with various other leaders like Helen Keller, Dr. Jonas Salk, Mahatma Ghandi. We had trouble coming up with a…

  • Hawk Morning Exercises

    Hawk Morning Exercises

    We saw the Red-tail hawk messing with our rake out in the backyard garden. It looked like it was either exercising or trying to fly off with it—to do what was a mystery. It also attacked our property corner marker, which is just a wooden stick. Chuck Norris could kill two sticks with one hawk.…

  • Svengoolie Show Movie: “Invisible Agent”

    Svengoolie Show Movie: “Invisible Agent”

    Svengoolie Intro: “Calling all stations! Clear the air lanes! Clear all air lanes for the big broadcast!” The Svengoolie show movie last night was “Invisible Agent” and this was released in 1942, directed by Edwin L. Marin and starred Ilona Massey (as Maria Sorenson); Jon Hall (as Frank Raymond); Peter Lorre (as Baron Ikito); J.…

  • Hawk and the Be the Umbrella Pose

    Hawk and the Be the Umbrella Pose

    Sena got a pretty good video of a Red-tail hawk doing what some (maybe most) people would call the “horaltic” pose. There is a long discussion of whether the word “horaltic” is even a word. Some people suggest that the word should be “heraldic” but that probably doesn’t fit either. By the way, “horaltic” is…

  • Is it Horaltic or Heraldic Hawk?

    Is it Horaltic or Heraldic Hawk?

    We had a short rain yesterday morning and the Red-tail hawks didn’t like it a bit. Sena’s has been saying there are three hawks out there—and that turns out to be true! Maybe they’re all nest mates. They were flapping around trying to dodge the rain drops. After the rain stopped is when the entertainment…

  • Two Hawks on the Fence Flinch at Mobbing Little Birds

    Two Hawks on the Fence Flinch at Mobbing Little Birds

    We got sort of a comedy show by what we suspect are a couple of young Red-tail hawks on our neighbor’s fence. They looked a little clumsy, like they’re still getting used to their wings. We’re not sure why they were pecking at the ground. And for a couple of seconds they got dive-bombed by…

  • The Woodchuck is Back and It’s Patriotic!

    The Woodchuck is Back and It’s Patriotic!

    Sena just saw the woodchuck in the back garden—and it’s patriotic. Mostly that’s because of the timing around the 4th of July. Last year there was a family of woodchucks that would freeze every time they heard something odd, like traffic noises. This time, we’re not sure how many will show up. But at least…

  • The Hawk is a Head Bobber

    The Hawk is a Head Bobber

    The interesting thing about the Red-tail hawk in the video we got was that it bobbed and tilted its head a lot. It just looked really odd. So, I looked on the web to find out why it does that. It turns out that a hawk’s eyes are fixed in its skull, so in order…

  • Kickball Event Cancelled Due to Extreme Heat!

    Kickball Event Cancelled Due to Extreme Heat!

    Great news! The University of Iowa Psychiatry Dept. annual kickball event has been cancelled because of the extreme heat warning! Now, about that annual cribbage challenge…