Hey, Halloween is just around the corner! I found a full skeleton hanging from a tree in a neighbor’s yard the other day, so I thought it would be a good time for more skeleton jokes. The skeleton was a Halloween decoration. I snapped a picture of it and put it in the featured image (the one on the left).
Who’s the most famous French military skeleton?
Napoleon bone-apart.
What is a skeleton’s coolest bone?
The hip.
Which unit of measurement is used to weigh bones?
Skele-tons.
What happened to the pirates when their ship sank?
They became a skeleton crew.
What type of movies do skeletons watch?
Spine-tinglers.
What would the last skeleton on Earth be called?
The end-o skeleton.
What do you call a skeleton who presses a doorbell?
A dead ringer.
What do skeleton chefs cook when boiling a funny bone?
A laughing stock.
What has 5,356 bones and catches flies?
A skeleton baseball team.
What do skeletons do on camp?
Sing around the bone-fire.
I see you didn’t like that joke, you’re looking at me all sternum.
Why will skeletons laugh at all of our jokes?
They all have a funny bone!
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