I was watching a show about the prophet Nostradamus last night. Some experts don’t believe he got any of his predictions for the future right. A few will say he got the one about Louis Pasteur correct, which is that he would invent pasteurization. But then others will deny even that. He made his predictions using cryptic quatrains.
Actually, I think I could do a better job.
Quatrain 1
Oumuamua came tumbling from a galaxy far
Other visitors will follow in coming years
In search of the ultimate prune juice bar
To allay deep space radiation fears
Quatrain 2
When all the deer are hunted down
When all the rivers are empty of trout
Then Bigfoot will journey downtown
Where he’ll buy beef jerky from scouts
Quatrain 3
Many will head for Mt. Rushmore someday
When my head is carved next to Lincoln
For that is likely the only way
That all will catch sight of me blinkin’
Quatrain 4
Someday you’ll all know my name
For In the future, cribbage will be famous
As cribbage will be an Olympic game
Won by champion Dr. NostradAmos
Thanks very much.
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