Category: humor

  • Why Do We Want to Believe?

    Why Do We Want to Believe?

    I heard a song called “Marfa Lights” on the KCCK 88.3 FM radio program, the Friday Night Blues Show with John Heim aka Big Mo. The lyrics mention the Marfa Lights, describing them as UFOs or flying saucers. It was the first time I ever heard a blues song mentioning UFOs. I looked it up…

  • Friday Blues on KCCK with Big Mo

    Friday Blues on KCCK with Big Mo

    Here’s a song about UFOs on the Big Mo Blues Show-sort of.

  • What About the Deer?

    What About the Deer?

    I saw a very thoroughly researched article the other day about the issue of deer population management in Little Village, a monthly news and culture magazine. You get an idea of the conflict between deer and people when you read the title of the article, which contains the gentle term, “Rats with hooves.” I was…

  • Should We Smudge the Attic?

    Should We Smudge the Attic?

    We never did figure out what was making the knocking noise in our attic.  I guess we’ll have to find out what to do about it. We did get the ladder and check out the attic, though. As a general rule, animals don’t knock. They usually lack good manners, especially the Chupacabra and its cousins.…

  • Holes in Our Heads

    Holes in Our Heads

    I remember getting a trephination of my fingernail a long time ago when I was working as a surveyor’s assistant. We were out taking elevation shots with a level and a rod measuring the depth of sewer pipes. This required us to remove the manhole covers, which are very heavy. I got one of my…

  • TV with Heart

    TV with Heart

    The other night I watched a show I’ve seen 3 times and it still makes me want to cry. It’s the Heavy Rescue 401 episode with Bear the heavy wrecker operator with the Ross company who lets an 8-year-old boy diagnosed with cancer hold the steering wheel and pull the horn as they take a…

  • Is That You, Jason?

    Is That You, Jason?

    Yesterday, Sena and I were playing cribbage and we both suddenly started hearing a knocking noise which sounded like it was coming from our roof or the attic. We’ve heard a similar noise in the past, but it stopped and we forgot about it. This time it seriously interrupted our cribbage game. It sounded like…

  • Sena’s Epic Bigfoot Expedition!

    Sena’s Epic Bigfoot Expedition!

    We know you’ve been waiting for Sena’s next Bigfoot safari and it turns out aliens from the third galaxy on the left have been dropping them into Sand Lake at Terry Trueblood Recreation Area. The aliens shoot through a gravel road type of portal and beam their Bigfoot pets who’ve outgrown their homes into Sand…

  • The Mundanity of Some Yellow Things

    The Mundanity of Some Yellow Things

    We went out for a walk on Scott Boulevard and saw a lot of yellow things. We were looking for Goldfinches. We saw mostly yellow flowers. Compass flowers were everywhere. It looked like most of the flowers were facing east. However, it turns out that it’s the leaves that point east. Black-eyed Susans competed with…

  • Big Mo KCCK Friday Night Blues

    Big Mo KCCK Friday Night Blues

    I think John Heim played this tune “5 Guys Named Mo” tonight because his nickname is Big Mo.