We were out for a morning walk the other day and saw a new skeleton of a snake in the yard where the owners have a lot of skeletons ready for Halloween.
This reminded us of the bull snake we saw out at the Terry Trueblood Trail. It was crossing the trail just when a bunch of us people were there as witnesses. That’s a risky thing to do. I remember walking to East Park when I was a kid and seeing the reaction of a homeowner who noticed a garter snake crossing the street.
He went out of his way to pick up a big rock, walked into the middle of the street and pounded that snake into shreds. He glanced at me watching him and said, “I hate snakes!” That bull snake better be careful or it’ll end up as a skeleton.
On that note, are we ready for more Halloween jokes?
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler.
What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
“You suck.”
What do you call a skeleton snake working for the government?
A bone-ly civil serpent!
Why are skeleton snakes so hard to trick?
No one can pull their leg!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adder.
Adder who?
Adder you ready for Halloween candy?
What do you call a cereal box full of snakes?
Honey Bunches of nopes!
What do you give a sick snake?
Asp-irin!
What snakes are found on cars?
Windshield vipers!
Why did the skeleton go to the psychiatrist?
Because it was feeling a bit bonely.
Why couldn’t the snake talk?
He had a frog in his throat!
What did the snake put on his floor?
Rep-tiles!
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