Go Retire Psychiatrist

I’ll bet a lot of people are like me and would like more peace and quiet from government. There’s a crisis every day. There’s even some Minnesota Republicans who want to get a bill through the state legislature defining Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) as a new mental illness, applicable only to Democrats. Given the intensely adversarial atmosphere among most politicians, this has made things even more noisy amongst lawmakers.

Because of this highly charged atmosphere which seems to get worse by the hour, I thought it might be instructive to suggest everyone eat some fruit and watch the Red Green Show episode “Good Government.”

Things are much quieter where Red Green lives. Although Jerome, the elected representative of the district, has supposedly been working hard for his constituents for 9 years, it turns out that, in fact, he has been dead for the last 8 years. Things must be pretty quiet in government there because nobody seems to have noticed.

How Red Green and his henchman, I mean co-conspirator, I mean his fellow constituent, address this problem does not involve high drama, although the question of legality does arise—which is hardly a problem provided you ignore the law.

I guess that’s pretty much what happens in real life.