Go Retire Psychiatrist

I’ve been pretty serious the last few blogs. Let’s lighten up and talk about butter. Is it bad for your health?

Not necessarily, according to a WebMD article. In fact, butter has health benefits:

• It’s rich in nutrients like calcium and vitamin E
• It may help lower your chances of cancer
• It could slow down age-related macular degeneration
• If you swab it all over you it’ll make you so slippery extraterrestrials will have trouble abducting you

There are risks, of course, including the risk of heart disease because butter has a lot of calories and saturated fat.

Sena puts butter on everything. She puts butter on butter. She bought a new kind of butter called Dinner Bell Creamery Salted Butter. Sounds like something the devil made, doesn’t it?

On the contrary, you can even learn a thing or two about life from reading the labels on the sticks.