Category: humor

  • Svengoolie Chicken Juggler Insanity!

    Svengoolie Chicken Juggler Insanity!

    Here’s yet another take on the Svengoolie TV show fan insanity. Maybe we’ll get over it someday, but for now I doubt it. Sena gets in on the act this time as she throws the chicken at me after I tell cheesy jokes Svengoolie style before I juggle the Shrilling Chicken along with a couple…

  • Publicly Rate Mayonnaise Brands At Your Own Risk!

    Publicly Rate Mayonnaise Brands At Your Own Risk!

    Sena bought a couple of new brands of mayo, or new to us anyway. They were Bama Mayonnaise and McCormick Mayonesa. Sena didn’t much care for Bama Mayonnaise. And that is just her personal opinion; don’t send any nasty letters, please! On the other hand, we both really liked McCormick Mayonesa. It has lime and…

  • The Demonic Shrilling Chicken Rematch

    The Demonic Shrilling Chicken Rematch

    Remember that Shrilling Chicken I tried to juggle a few days ago? Well, I got my revenge for the sore finger it gave me. This is the message to chickens who peck me. Chicken, meet your juggler! This time, I put on gloves along with my usual safety goggles to prevent further injuries from the…

  • The Hunted and The Hunter

    The Hunted and The Hunter

    Recently, we saw a rabbit in our back yard on one occasion and a feral tabby cat on another day doing what they do best. The cat was hunting and the rabbit was on the lookout for hunters. The hunted and the hunter are both alike in many ways except for the most obvious—one gets…

  • Svengoolie Triggers Memory Lane Trip to the Drive Ins

    Svengoolie Triggers Memory Lane Trip to the Drive Ins

    Both Sena and I stayed up to see the cheesy 1972 horror flick The Gargoyles last Saturday night. No kidding, Sena stayed up for the whole thing! The show runs from 7-9:30 PM but the actual movie is only a little over an hour long. It’s about a clan of gargoyles that every 500 years…

  • Attack of the Demonic Shrilling Chicken!

    Attack of the Demonic Shrilling Chicken!

    Remember that rubber chicken Sena ordered as a joke for what looks like my transformation into a Svengoolie fan? Svengoolie is the longstanding host on the MeTV channel which shows old, cheesy TV horror movies every Saturday. Svengoolie always gets a lot of rubber chickens tossed at him after he tells a few jokes. Well,…

  • The Science on Super Beets?

    The Science on Super Beets?

    Sena recently got her bottle of Super Beets with Grape Seed Extract delivered the other day. They are capsules and the label enthusiastically advertises that they are “non-GMO” and will enable the average human to leap tall buildings in a single bound within just minutes of swallowing a total of 9,000 capsules (3 caps per…

  • DEA to Reschedule Marijuana or Not?

    DEA to Reschedule Marijuana or Not?

    I’ve seen an article posted in February of this year on the American Veterinary Medical Association (AVMA) about there being a plan afoot to change marijuana from DEA Schedule I to III or remove it from the Controlled Substances Act. I couldn’t find out anything about it except in in the AVMA article. I can’t…

  • Transforming Into A Svengoolie Fan

    Transforming Into A Svengoolie Fan

    We’re on a Svengoolie roll lately. I watched the Svengoolie show last Saturday and the made for TV movie was Dan Curtis’ Dracula. It was made in 1974. I thought I’d never seen this film before but that final scene in which Dracula (played by the phenomenal heavy, Jack Palance) gets skewered looked familiar. I…

  • Today is National Spinach Day!

    Today is National Spinach Day!

    Sena just told me today is National Spinach Day. Naturally this means she is going to prepare a big whopping mess of spinach for us to eat. She also recently ordered a 100-gallon keg of Super Beets supplement capsules as part of her health food project. She drank the Super Beet Kool-Aid, if you know…