Category: humor

  • This is National Scrabble Day

    This is National Scrabble Day

    I almost forgot that April 13 is National Scrabble Day. I don’t think I’ve ever blogged about it before, so I’ll inflict some thoughts on you now about it and add some others about International Cribbage Day, which is on February 10 annually—and which I evidently tend to forget every year. The big news about…

  • Shoehorn Thoughts

    Shoehorn Thoughts

    Sena got us three new shoehorns. They’re different sizes: the usual 6-inch, an 11-inch, and a 16-inch. Of course, you could ask why anyone would need a 16-inch shoehorn. The simple answer is that it’s to help you get your boots on. But would you be able to get it on an airplane in your…

  • The Wendy’s Orange Dreamsicle Frosty Is In Your Dreams

    The Wendy’s Orange Dreamsicle Frosty Is In Your Dreams

    Well, we stopped by the Wendy’s drive up a couple of days ago and tried to order that new Orange Dreamsicle (sometimes called the Creamsicle) Frosty. But they were out of it, mainly because they didn’t order enough of it. I guess it’s a hot-cold item (Har!). They encouraged us to return the next day,…

  • Is it About the Nail or Not?

    Is it About the Nail or Not?

    I saw this essay about getting your hamster off the treadmill and being in the moment. It’s not just for University of Iowa employees.  I do the mindfulness thing, I juggle, I make dumb YouTube videos. And for a little over a month now, I have not scrolled past the first few headlines at the…

  • Off to See the Eclipse!

    Off to See the Eclipse!

    We’ll be off to try to see the eclipse today, because the weather report yesterday (and this morning!) said it would be sunny and warm. For the occasion, I made a cereal box eclipse viewer just for fun. We’ll see if it works. I sacrificed a box of Raisin Bran for it. Sena wondered where…

  • Solar Eclipse Around the Corner So We May Need to Protect the Cicadas!

    Solar Eclipse Around the Corner So We May Need to Protect the Cicadas!

    The solar eclipse is just around the corner! We’re hoping for decent weather. We’re also hoping that everyone views the event with safety in mind. University of Iowa Health Care ophthalmologist Dr. Ian Han has great tips on how to observe the solar eclipse on April 8, 2024. He pointed out that eclipse glasses that…

  • Cicada Zombieland

    Cicada Zombieland

    I’m sure you’ve heard the zombie cicada horror movie-like story in the news which sounds like it would make a great episode for the Svengoolie TV show. “Attack of the hallucinating zombie cicadas without gonads” would make a good title. One possible torrid scene suggestion would open in the “living” room (although zombies are not…

  • Svengoolie Chicken Juggler Insanity!

    Svengoolie Chicken Juggler Insanity!

    Here’s yet another take on the Svengoolie TV show fan insanity. Maybe we’ll get over it someday, but for now I doubt it. Sena gets in on the act this time as she throws the chicken at me after I tell cheesy jokes Svengoolie style before I juggle the Shrilling Chicken along with a couple…

  • Publicly Rate Mayonnaise Brands At Your Own Risk!

    Publicly Rate Mayonnaise Brands At Your Own Risk!

    Sena bought a couple of new brands of mayo, or new to us anyway. They were Bama Mayonnaise and McCormick Mayonesa. Sena didn’t much care for Bama Mayonnaise. And that is just her personal opinion; don’t send any nasty letters, please! On the other hand, we both really liked McCormick Mayonesa. It has lime and…

  • The Demonic Shrilling Chicken Rematch

    The Demonic Shrilling Chicken Rematch

    Remember that Shrilling Chicken I tried to juggle a few days ago? Well, I got my revenge for the sore finger it gave me. This is the message to chickens who peck me. Chicken, meet your juggler! This time, I put on gloves along with my usual safety goggles to prevent further injuries from the…