Category: humor

  • More Mall Walking for Everyone!

    More Mall Walking for Everyone!

    I don’t get out often to the mall to do mall walking, but I did today. I put on a little over 2.5 miles on my step counter. Mall walking is OK for exercise although I have to drive over there. Right next door to the entrance to the mall is the outdoor entrance to…

  • The Lone Turkey in Our Back Yard

    The Lone Turkey in Our Back Yard

    We have this lone wild turkey who hangs out in Sena’s backyard garden. I’m going to refer to it using male pronouns because I think it’s a jake, which I think is proper lingo for young male turkeys. We saw 4 or 5 turkeys last year traipsing through the yard. I think the winter was…

  • Sit and Rise Exercise Related to Longevity?

    Sit and Rise Exercise Related to Longevity?

    I just read a few news articles and saw a couple of videos on something called the sit and rise or sitting rising exercise. It’s not the same as the sit to stand exercise, which is how many times you stand up from a chair without falling down after drinking several beers. The sit and…

  • The Short Story on Kiwi for Health

    The Short Story on Kiwi for Health

    Sena was at the store yesterday and some guy (a total stranger) in a motorized scooter rode up to her and said, “I have trouble sleeping” and asked her where to find the kiwi fruit in the produce section. It didn’t faze her because this didn’t sound like a pickup line, you know like that…

  • Thoughts on Upping Your Game

    Thoughts on Upping Your Game

    Today’s essay by Dr. Moffic was pretty interesting about the role of video gaming in health for men and women. Computer games were emphasized but it got me thinking about hands-on games that you might thing of as being more old-fashioned—like cribbage. I wrote a post about cribbage already today, but there’s another angle on…

  • Thoughts on the Elusive 29 Hand Score in Cribbage

    Thoughts on the Elusive 29 Hand Score in Cribbage

    Sena and I were talking about the elusive 29 hand score in cribbage and I wondered how you could ever verify it. Let’s face it, it’s hard to imagine anybody filming themselves playing cribbage in order to catch it on tape. Just for the sake of completeness, here’s a video of how to count the…

  • Svengoolie Show “Son of Dracula”Spelling Bee Game!

    Svengoolie Show “Son of Dracula”Spelling Bee Game!

    I saw the Svengoolie show 1943 film, “First Cousin Twice Removed of Dracula” last night. Sorry, that’s actually “Son of Dracula.” You can watch it colorized on the Internet Archive. It starred Lon Chaney as Count Alucard, and that name didn’t fool anybody because it’s just Dracula spelled backward. The goof everybody already knows about…

  • Can We Calm Down?

    Can We Calm Down?

    First of all, I want to make it clear that I am not now nor have I ever been pregnant. Now that I have your attention, I’ll add some context to that weird statement by saying how puzzled I am by all the controversy about whether or not there’s actually a federal recommendation against pregnant…

  • Avocado Self-Checkout Flap!

    Avocado Self-Checkout Flap!

    Sena told me about the Walmart avocado self-checkout flap that was reported in the news yesterday. He was having trouble with the self-checkout routine and the register showed he owed $1,300 dollars. I read the New York Post story about it, although the news agency actually got it from a Reddit social media web page.…

  • Svengoolie Movie A Cut Above: “Strait-Jacket”!

    Svengoolie Movie A Cut Above: “Strait-Jacket”!

    I saw the 1964 movie “Strait-Jacket” directed by William Castle, starring Joan Crawford for the first time last night on the Svengoolie TV show, and I have to say that it’s one of the better films I’ve seen. Movies that have a psychiatric angle also get my attention because I’m a retired psychiatrist. There won’t…