Category: humor

  • New Calculator Replaces Vintage Model!

    New Calculator Replaces Vintage Model!

    Well, Sena ordered a new Sharp calculator and we just got it. It’s a Sharp EL-M335. It has a bigger, easier to see display and larger keys than the vintage Sharp ELSI MATE EL-505. We stuck with the Sharp brand because it’s durable and reliable. I’ve mentioned the old Sharp EL-505 in previous posts, mainly…

  • How Many Fallen Angels Can Twerk on The Point of a Pin?

    How Many Fallen Angels Can Twerk on The Point of a Pin?

    Okay, so the title sounds familiar but it’s wrong. And why does it matter? For the record, the actual quote is more like “How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? It comes from philosophers in the Middle Ages. Before I get to the point of all this nonsense, I have to…

  • Making The Tear Drop Jim Picture

    Making The Tear Drop Jim Picture

    I had so much fun making the picture of me crying me, meaning what I now call Tear Drop Jim, as the featured image for my blog post, “Jim’s Only Kidding Endlessly” (which by the way contains the acronym JOKE). The tearing and light sensitivity after the retinal detachment surgery was a nuisance. It’s gradually…

  • Jim’s Only Kidding Endlessly

    Jim’s Only Kidding Endlessly

    Title: Jim’s Only Kidding Endlessly It has been a little over 3 weeks since my retinal detachment surgery. I got a scleral buckle and didn’t need a vitrectomy in which you get a gas or oil bubble placed and have to keep your head down which would have made it even easier for me to…

  • Chin Technique for Sofa Table Assembly

    Chin Technique for Sofa Table Assembly

    There are a few handy man jobs Sena lets me do around the house. They tend to be chores like Knock Down Furniture assembly. The most recent job was a small sofa table. You know, usually the companies send you a cheap tool to put things like this together. This time they didn’t enclose a…

  • CrossCribb Marathon Rookies

    CrossCribb Marathon Rookies

    We finally started making a video of us playing CrossCribb. It took a while, partly because it takes more time to finish a game than we thought it would. If we’re playing it right, each hand or round takes about 8-10 minutes including scoring. We figure you’re supposed to play to 31, according to the…

  • Break The Retirement News Gently to Doctors

    Break The Retirement News Gently to Doctors

    I’ve seen several articles on Medscape about how to convince doctors to retire or even force them to retire when they’re too old to practice. The articles are titled, “How Old Is Too Old to Work as a Doctor?”; “Are Aging Physicians a Burden?”; and “When Should Psychiatrists Retire?” The Great Resignation almost makes the…

  • Practicing CrossCribb and Kings Cribbage

    Practicing CrossCribb and Kings Cribbage

    We’ve been practicing CrossCribb and Kings Cribbage. They don’t play anything like regular cribbage, but they’re both really fun. CrossCribb plays faster than Kings Cribbage so we played it first. Although we weren’t sure what the rule meant by saying one way to win is by “15 points or less” in a game that goes…

  • Cribbage Revival!

    Cribbage Revival!

    I ran across this article in the Portland Press Herald the other day about the renaissance of cribbage since the pandemic began a couple of years ago. It was about that time that Sena and I began again to play cribbage (in November of 2019 to be exact) after about 20 years hiatus. We picked…

  • Unboxing The Lucid Mattress Topper

    Unboxing The Lucid Mattress Topper

    Remember the Zinus platform bed and mattress (bed in a box) story? The mattress was a little on the firm side for Sena, so she ordered a Lucid 3-inch gel foam topper for it. We got it. It’s a memory foam mattress topper, with cooling gel and aloe infused with a plush cover. It was…