Category: humor

  • Learning to Juggle!

    Learning to Juggle!

    I’m learning to juggle—sort of. I bought a kit for juggling at Barnes and Noble the other day. It came with a manual, Learning to Juggle, and 3 juggling balls. The manual is published by Sterling Innovation in New York. So far, I can sort of juggle 2 balls. I don’t know when or if…

  • Time to Remove the Worm Gear Clamp

    Time to Remove the Worm Gear Clamp

    The critter cam didn’t capture any activity last night. So, I did the next thing—I removed the worm gear clamp from the grate. It has been undisturbed for over a week now. The last event was on October 8,2022, when the big rocks on top of the grate were shoved around. It’s getting pretty cold.…

  • Me and the Deer Caught in the Critter Cam Lights

    Me and the Deer Caught in the Critter Cam Lights

    I reset the mode of our critter cam to shoot both pictures and videos yesterday. One viewer suggested I walk around our yard as a check to see how this works. I did get up and traipse around this chilly morning shortly after 6:00 AM, took pictures of bright objects in the night sky (funny…

  • Attack of the Giant Fried Rubber Chicken Livers!

    Attack of the Giant Fried Rubber Chicken Livers!

    Have you ever wondered if anyone ever made a movie about an attack on planet earth by fried rubber chicken livers? Boy, am I glad I’m not the only one. I suppose I could check the MeTV channel to see if any such film was ever aired by Svengoolie. What do you mean you never…

  • Cryptid Caught on Camera!

    Cryptid Caught on Camera!

    OK, so we really didn’t capture a cryptid last night—but the point today is that we certainly could have. What proves this is the accidental shot of my groin (relax, clothed!) this morning just before I touched the critter cam which was still working within the time setting. This proves that the camera works as…

  • What’s Up with No Critter Cam Pictures Last Night?

    What’s Up with No Critter Cam Pictures Last Night?

    Things did not go according to plan last night with the critter cam. It took zero pictures. What gives? I’m sure I had the timer settings right. It’s a 24-hr. military time clock and it was set for 1930 to 0730 starting yesterday evening. The grate was undisturbed and maybe that’s the explanation. Could there…

  • Critter Cam Tested and Ready to Go!

    Critter Cam Tested and Ready to Go!

    We’re trying to catch a glimpse of whatever or whoever has been removing one of our tile drain grates in our back yard for the last few weeks. It happens only at night. We bought a critter cam and it’ll go live tonight! Today I ran the critter cam through a few tests to see…

  • Eat More Brain to Play Zombie Cribbage Game

    Eat More Brain to Play Zombie Cribbage Game

    We finally played our Zombie Cribbage game in honor of upcoming Halloween this month. We filmed it on an interesting sort of high-top table with just enough room on it for the board and playing cards. Zombie Cribbage is played on a on a 61-hole cribbage board, replete with images of creepy bony fingers poking…

  • Extraterrestrials Want to Cut a Deal with The Daily Crave

    Extraterrestrials Want to Cut a Deal with The Daily Crave

    We tried The Daily Crave Spicy Sriracha Lentil Chips and they’re pretty good. Extraterrestrials like the snacks and are apparently interested in cutting a deal with Jared Edy, who I think owns the stores. They want a piece of the action. They are bringing satchels of cash to the table along with proposals to cease…

  • The Screaming Barn of Iowa City!

    The Screaming Barn of Iowa City!

    The other day we went out for a walk on Scott Boulevard. There is an old barn right across the street from the Harvest Preserve entrance. It’s picturesque but on that day, it was festooned with Halloween decorations including goblins and ghouls and the ground was covered with gravestones inscribed with comical epitaphs. We’ve been…